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Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I proceeded to rip it off, I pulled very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
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On 11/06/2009 at 6:37pm - health - by jellybean (woman) - United States
Today, at 4:00 a.m., I woke up and realized that I had left an expensive gift certificate for a friend in the garbage. Since it was garbage day I ran out to the curb in the rain in my pajamas and rifled through all three bags of garbage. Twice. I found the gift certificate. It was in my pocket. FML
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On 03/19/2009 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and made out the enormous black legs of a spider. I screamed and slapped my back: nothing happened. Completely hysterical, I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML
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On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - France (Ile-de-France)
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