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  • Town/Country : Ghent, Belgium
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 November 1998 (13 years)
  • Number of visits : 598
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML

#6185536 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (17142) - you deserved it (6891)

On 11/06/2009 at 6:37pm - health - by jellybean (woman) - United States

Today, at 4:00 a.m., I woke up and realized that I had left an expensive gift certificate for a friend in the garbage. Since it was garbage day I ran out to the curb in the rain in my pajamas and rifled through all three bags of garbage. Twice. I found the gift certificate. It was in my pocket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19806) - you deserved it (43683)

On 03/19/2009 at 4:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (26741) - you deserved it (15202)

On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version