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by weep weep weep / 03/11/2012 at 11:04pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by JukeboxValkyrie / 02/16/2012 at 2:52am / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, I met my son for the first time since I had to put him up for adoption over two decades ago. I wanted to make amends and get to know him. Instead, all I got to know was how well he can throw a punch. FML
by me / 01/13/2012 at 8:38pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by liLbob6598 / 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML
by axel519 / 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML
by unwanted / 12/23/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML
by Sedici / 12/18/2011 at 2:44am / United States / Transportation
by LogicalMolly / 12/13/2011 at 12:16am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by thatisnotcool45 / 12/09/2011 at 12:22am / Canada / Love
Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML
by lebato97 / 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by skidmark / 12/08/2011 at 9:48am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by wayne / 12/07/2011 at 5:28am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
by AmericanDream / 12/01/2011 at 12:41am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous