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UsagiArwen
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 September 1985 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 623
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About UsagiArwen : Love cats and music. Love gaming on the Playstation Network!

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Today, I learned that horror movies do not exaggerate the pain of getting your nails ripped from your fingers. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25069) - you deserved it (2183)

On 07/27/2011 at 5:28pm - health - by IIIlibras (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

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Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24820) - you deserved it (79177)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went bowling with some friends. After a few beers I was showing off spinning the ball around on the tip of my finger. One trip to the ER and two crushed nuts later, I've found that mixing alcohol and heavy shiny balls is not a good idea. FML

#16216813
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7354) - you deserved it (33930)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:28am - intimacy - by paulwatson93 (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45370) - you deserved it (17924)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (178360) - you deserved it (61520)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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