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UsagiArwen

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 September 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2842
  • Number of comments : 163
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About UsagiArwen : Love cats and music. Love gaming on the Playstation Network!

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UsagiArwen's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML

#18592801
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28870) - you deserved it (3168)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:24pm - love - by unwanted (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML

#18542050
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51004) - you deserved it (2398)

On 12/18/2011 at 2:44am - work - by Sedici - United States

Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML

#18499980
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18197) - you deserved it (45764)

On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got to say, "My best friend hooked up with my step-sister's grandma's aunt" and be correct. FML

#18465565
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25913) - you deserved it (2296)

On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

Today, I saw my neighbor's Christmas tree they had put up on their porch, with decorative presents under it. Being that my neighbors hate me, I figured I would take a present to piss them off. While walking back home with the present, I opened it. Inside it read "I knew you would, douche bag." FML

#18464488
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8443) - you deserved it (74178)

On 12/08/2011 at 10:35pm - misc - by lebato97 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

#18459479
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25883) - you deserved it (2484)

On 12/08/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by skidmark (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I overcame my fear of swimming in lakes and went for a swim. I got bitten by an eel. FML

#18451014
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32064) - you deserved it (3306)

On 12/07/2011 at 5:28am - misc - by wayne - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, after recently moving to America as I've always dreamt of, I saw my first, majestic deer. My boyfriend slammed it with the rental car. FML

#18400487
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27008) - you deserved it (3331)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:41am - misc - by AmericanDream (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

#18346585
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37145) - you deserved it (7623)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by 14YearOld (man) - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML

#18324369
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31299) - you deserved it (4790)

On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to bail both my parents out of jail. They'd thought it would be fun to go streaking. FML

#18323291
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31541) - you deserved it (2697)

On 11/23/2011 at 1:02am - misc - by poorchild - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34602) - you deserved it (6051)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

#18299655
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6659) - you deserved it (80472)

On 11/20/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Emil - United States

Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E" I replied. Without missing a beat, she says "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She is 16. FML

#18234448
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43724) - you deserved it (7454)

On 11/13/2011 at 1:53am - kids - by weswithaute - Australia (New South Wales)



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