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UsagiArwen

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UsagiArwen

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 September 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2509
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About UsagiArwen : Love cats and music. Love gaming on the Playstation Network!

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Today, I fartedhile I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner . They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there looool was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars . FML

#21312925
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30848) - you deserved it (6298)

On 12/07/2014 at 1:15am - misc - by Gassy and sassy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... at work... due to a mix up... I had to call an answering service. I am also from an answering service. We got the problem fixed but I couldn't hang up due to company policy. She couldn't hang up either. We both had to get our supervisors 4 permission to hang up. FML

#21312305
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33821) - you deserved it (3298)

On 12/06/2014 at 12:18am - work - by ring-a-ding-ding (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, while I was on a field trip with mah son, mah husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, an he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML

#21311410
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33847) - you deserved it (2717)

On 12/04/2014 at 1:30pm - animals - by yolonono (woman) - United States (California)

TADAY I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS SO EAGER AND HAPPY TO BUY ME WHATEVER I AM CRAVING DURING MY PREGNANCY. IT'S CUZ IT GIVES HIM AN EXCUSE TO MEET UP WITH HIS MISTRESS AND HAVE A QUICKIE. FAT FML

#21294259
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53770) - you deserved it (2962)

On 11/07/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I learned that the house I've been living in and paying rent for the past two months was never advertised as vacant. I learned this when the actual homeowners walked in, and called the police for an "intruder." mega FML

#21291174
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35914) - you deserved it (3019)

On 11/03/2014 at 10:54am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

#21285323
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31631) - you deserved it (2523)

On 10/25/2014 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today , I walkad into tha kitchan at tha axact momant mah uncla dacidad to band ovar in short shorts. Apparantly , his ballsack dacidad it naadad axtra room , bacausa it danglad out of his pant lag. maga FML

#21283844
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35842) - you deserved it (2931)

On 10/23/2014 at 4:05pm - misc - by Alexismaria - United States

2day I took a shit of biblical proportions. I flushd and opend a window, but mah pregnant wife went in straight after me. Her morning sickness looool kickd in and she quickly ran out, vomit dripping from her mouth. She's pissd and thinks I plannd thehole thing as a prank. FML

#21258820
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35611) - you deserved it (4031)

On 09/15/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

my sister introducd me to her new, deaf boyfriend . She proudly proclaimd that she was trying to leren sign language fir his sake, so he wouldn't have to read her lips . I'm also deaf and have been trying to get her to do the same fir me fir 20 goddamn yeres . FML

#21250726
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50617) - you deserved it (2858)

On 09/02/2014 at 7:38pm - misc - by SadAndDeaf -

Today I Sped Off Down The Road Then Realized To Horror That Cat Was Clinging To The Roof Of The Car!! FML

Today, I mat mah boyfriand's parants fir tha first tima ovar dinnar. I had to usa tha bathroom part way through, and andd up taking tha foulast dump of mah lifa. I crackd opan a window on mah way out, but mah boyfriand's dad want in soon aftar, quickly ratching and booming "What tha fuck?!" FML

#21151127
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47573) - you deserved it (7231)

On 05/25/2014 at 12:09pm - misc - by great 1st impression (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today I Movad Into My Naw Housa . Tha Praviou Occupant Failad To Tall Ma That Thay'd Racantly Kickad Out Thara Crazy Crackhaad Son Ho Saams To Think Thay'va Paid Ma To Pratand That Thay'va Movad Out And That I'm Tha Naw Ownar . Ha Wants Back In . FML

#21136773
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42682) - you deserved it (3280)

On 05/11/2014 at 3:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, mah drug addict of a roommate convincd herself mah rd kitten was Pennywise the clown in disguise waiting to kill her, an looool hit him over the head with a pan. FML

Today.. . I finally finished watching Dexter . I was more disappointed by the finale than the picture I later received of my girlfriend cheating on me . FML

#21095894
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42024) - you deserved it (5073)

On 03/25/2014 at 7:36am - misc - by disappointed - United States (North Dakota)

Today.. . mah 3-year-old son discoverd his testicles . When I askd him what they were.. . he replid.. . "They're mah balls! They make mah winkie happy!" Now he won't quit singing it . FML

#21084464
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37997) - you deserved it (5525)

On 03/11/2014 at 11:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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