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Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67789) - you deserved it (7613)

On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15731) - you deserved it (49604)

On 02/26/2009 at 11:17am - misc - by River (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, my mom decided to give me relationship advice. She told me the key to a happy/successful relationship was "letting your man explore ALL your orifices." FML

#130109
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I agree, your life sucks (42890) - you deserved it (3569)

On 02/25/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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