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About UrLifeDoesntSuck : I hate all of you. Also, stop writing like you have the intelligence of a vegetable. (Before you point out that my username is "Ur...", I was drunk and "Your" wouldn't fit. Bite me.)

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
518 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53887) - you deserved it (312152)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32691) - you deserved it (439795)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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