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Unlucky_Genius

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  • Number of visits : 206
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Unlucky_Genius : I'm a little bit too confident, but I'm kind, honest, and willing to contribute to the world.

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Unlucky_Genius's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that even though a woman has a baby carriage and seems friendly, she won't be afraid to mug you in front of her kid. FML

#21262985
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34789) - you deserved it (2866)

On 09/22/2014 at 6:58am - health - by deathstar3548 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was: if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML

#21240900
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24293) - you deserved it (44701)

On 08/19/2014 at 9:37am - misc - by drunk under 18 teenager (man) - Morocco (Marrakech-Tensift-Al Haouz)

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

#21194154
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28810) - you deserved it (42135)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm - kids - by BaWanda (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a kid in class dropped his paper on the floor. I held on to my desk with one hand and reached for the paper with my other hand. I lost balance and tilted both my chair and desk over, nailing the floor as everything on my desk hit the ground with me. He picked the paper up himself. FML

#20845667
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35155) - you deserved it (5041)

On 08/20/2013 at 12:01am - misc - by nice guys finish last - United States (Tennessee)



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