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Unlucky_Genius

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Unlucky_Genius

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  • Number of visits : 172
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Unlucky_Genius : I'm a little bit too confident, but I'm kind, honest, and willing to contribute to the world.

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Unlucky_Genius's favorite FMLs

Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was: if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19516) - you deserved it (37238)

On 08/19/2014 at 9:37am - misc - by drunk under 18 teenager (man) - Morocco (Marrakech-Tensift-Al Haouz)

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28739) - you deserved it (42036)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm - kids - by BaWanda (woman) - United States (California)



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