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Unlucky_Genius

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Unlucky_Genius

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 180
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Unlucky_Genius : I'm a little bit too confident, but I'm kind, honest, and willing to contribute to the world.

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An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Unlucky_Genius's favorite FMLs

Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was: if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML

#21240900
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24073) - you deserved it (44056)

On 08/19/2014 at 9:37am - misc - by drunk under 18 teenager (man) - Morocco (Marrakech-Tensift-Al Haouz)

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

#21194154
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28758) - you deserved it (42084)

On 06/30/2014 at 7:39pm - kids - by BaWanda (woman) - United States (California)



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