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Today, I was at QuickTrip. As I was leaving, I passed a woman who was saying "stay" very sternly through her open driver's side door. I smiled as I passed, saying "Your dog wants to follow you huh? I've been there." She glared at me and said "No. That's my son. He's mentally challenged." FML

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On 03/26/2009 at 7:39pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML

#355995
43 comments

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On 03/15/2009 at 8:49pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML

#135843
33 comments

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On 02/25/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by pk24 - United States (Illinois)

Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

#75712
27 comments

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On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

#24019
89 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

#6752
46 comments

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On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

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On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)



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