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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 July 1993 (22 years)
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Today, I got into my boyfriends car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13023) - you deserved it (39940)

On 02/23/2010 at 5:10pm - misc - by whyme_ss - United States (Massachusetts)



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