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  • Town/Country : Miami, USA
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  • Birth Date : Friday 16 July 1993 (19 years)
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Today, I got into my boyfriends car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML

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