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UnidentifiedFun
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1617
  • Number of comments : 102
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About UnidentifiedFun : How's it goin, I'm Celia - only read my bio if you have some time on your hands, or if you're curious 😁

I'm 16, and I genuinely know how to use proper grammar and how to make comments that people can comprehend - however, sometimes I make comments in the A.M. that I look back at and hit myself in the head for. I guess everyone does that, sometimes.

I'm from the UK, and I go to prep school in New England. I'm a three-sport varsity athlete, and I hope to play tennis or ice hockey in college. Other than sports, I like to sing and play guitar, and I'm currently learning the rock drums.

Get to know me a little, if you like, shoot me a message ☺️ I'll respond as soon as I see 'em.

Cheers! xx if you wanna add me on snapchat it's cecilyjane, and my Instagram is cecijay10

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Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML

#21336619
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31800) - you deserved it (4958)

On 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML

#21325373
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28408) - you deserved it (4238)

On 12/27/2014 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

Today, I was fired for "smelling like garbage". I'm the guy who throws the garbage into the truck. FML

Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML

#21318606
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24389) - you deserved it (33149)

On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML

#21310077
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31656) - you deserved it (3508)

On 12/02/2014 at 12:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML

#21303819
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32407) - you deserved it (3755)

On 11/22/2014 at 10:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

#21286332
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49175) - you deserved it (3474)

On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

#21250887
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45338) - you deserved it (5923)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML

#21248318
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41402) - you deserved it (3220)

On 08/30/2014 at 4:35am - misc - by poorbastard (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML

#21248169
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35698) - you deserved it (8729)

On 08/29/2014 at 10:54pm - kids - by sam_666777 - United States (New York)

Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

#21247749
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40523) - you deserved it (3827)

On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML

#21247589
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37401) - you deserved it (5012)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16am - misc - by AgentOrion - United States (Alabama)

Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML

#21246638
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20979) - you deserved it (42773)

On 08/27/2014 at 6:57pm - misc - by Woops (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML

#21031501
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47250) - you deserved it (6967)

On 01/18/2014 at 4:45am - kids - by FattestUgliestPerson (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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