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UnidentifiedFun

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  • Town/Country : Darien, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 June 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5897
  • Number of comments : 164
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 14 posted

About UnidentifiedFun : Xbox One Gamertag: cjaysuniverse, add me!
Snapchat is cecilyjane, but you'll be blocked if I receive any unsolicited dick pics.

I love sports, gaming, and other completely girly things. I also love Orange is the New Black and hate-watching PLL. I also play a couple instruments. If you would like to know more about me, message away! 😁😁😁

I'm a Froot Loop in a world of Cheerios ♥️💜💙

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Fucked!<b>xxdlp3000xdd</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 5:15pm<b>thatannoyingdude</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 6:08am<b>ruudseriesx</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 4:45pm<b>tylermitch</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 8:53am<b>tyler530</b> - the 08/17/2016 at 6:57pm<b>madnessking</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 5:02pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 11:26am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 7:53pm<b>BigDave469</b> - the 07/30/2016 at 8:12pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 4:07am<b>MitchRapp</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 7:46am<b>A_Wilson0311</b> - the 07/12/2016 at 2:25pm<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 07/08/2016 at 11:20pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 07/07/2016 at 12:28pm<b>jasonrellet</b> - the 07/04/2016 at 7:51am<b>Chibster</b> - the 06/26/2016 at 2:39am<b>Earlhasnolife</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 7:29am<b>chrisfromCanada</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 6:02pm

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UnidentifiedFun's favorite FMLs

Today, that awesome new dubstep song that I was rocking out to in my car was actually my transmission falling apart. FML

by El Jeffe / 07/05/2016 at 1:54pm / United States (Utah) / Transportation

Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML

by Anonymous / 07/02/2016 at 9:39am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

by eebie jeebies / 05/30/2016 at 11:31am / United States (Texas) / Animals

Today, my mom called me in a panic because someone had hacked my phone and was sending her evil faces. They were emojis I'd accidentally butt-dialed. FML

by Anonymous / 05/01/2016 at 9:07pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, at school, I wore a back brace because I have fractured vertebrae. During first period, a girl tapped me on the back to ask me a question. It made a "knocking on wood" sound. She looked at me like I was a freak. FML

by Drew / 04/25/2016 at 10:21pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend on the lobby's couch. We were not paying attention to anything but each other. Apparently, someone tied our shoes together. I stood up and faceplanted into a pool table. I'm now missing two teeth. FML

by Katt / 04/25/2016 at 2:04pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend stopped by my house after work because he missed me. We made out for a bit outside, which involved some touching and then he left. When I got inside, I got a Facebook message from my older neighbor that read, "That was gross. Please don't do that again in front of me. Really." FML

by hotmess / 04/24/2016 at 11:49pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML

by MasterMcrib / 04/17/2016 at 4:33pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I decided to pick up some breath mints. As I was checking out, the cashier informed me that if I was "planning on getting a girl to stay the night", I'd need the "stronger, more intense brand of mints". FML

by Kendall14159 / 04/17/2016 at 4:09pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, while driving, a spider crawled onto my gearstick. Not being afraid of them, I casually flicked it off. Onto the person sitting next to me. The person evaluating me for my driving test at the time, who happened to be arachnophobic. FML

by Arachnofail / 04/08/2016 at 12:16am / Miscellaneous

Today, my cat likes to share my pillow at night. I guess she was extra comfortable last night, because she didn't bother getting off it to hack up a hairball. I woke up because I rolled my face onto it. FML

by xXWhiteSheepXx / 04/07/2016 at 10:28pm / United States (Nebraska) / Animals

Today, nearing the end of my pregnancy, I went to a local pool. While attempting to swim on my stomach, I turned a little to the left, and buoyancy took over and I ended up belly-up and flailing, causing a very large man to then laugh so hard, he choked. FML

by ciammmm / 04/07/2016 at 8:23pm / United States (Arizona) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I've been so accustomed to kissing my girlfriend that when I gave my best bud a hug, I kissed him on the neck. FML

by billjoebob424 / 03/09/2016 at 7:01pm / Canada / Love

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML

by Anonymous / 02/10/2016 at 11:57am / United States (Ohio) / Work

Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML

by abnormallyadam / 02/09/2016 at 8:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Love