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About UnidentifiedFun : How's it goin, I'm Celia - that's me up there, snapchat is oddly flattering in the morning :L
I'm 16, but I know how to use proper grammar and how to make comments that people can actually comprehend - however, sometimes I make comments in the A.M. that I look back at and hit myself in the head for. I guess everyone does that, sometimes.
I'm from the UK, but I go to prep school in the New England area of the US. My varsity sports are cross country, basketball, and lacrosse, and during the summer I play squash and tennis. I can't draw for shit, although 3D design is my jam.
Get to know me a little, if you like, shoot me a message. I'll respond as soon as I see 'em.
Cheers! xx if you wanna add me on snapchat it's cecilyjane
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Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML
Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML
Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML
Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML
Monday 1 September 2014