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About UnicornCakes : Minecraft, dubstep, rap, xbox, friends, love, and relationships is all i need to survive. Cuz ya know, food, water, and oxygen is way to mainstream lololol just kiddingggg :P ~(•.•~) (~•.•)~

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Today, I was late to school for the third time this week because my alarm clock didn't go off. I clearly remembered setting it, so I videotaped myself sleeping. It turns out I've been turning off my alarm clock in my sleep. FML


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