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Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
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Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 9:08am - money - by humbug - United States (Colorado)
Today, I really had to pee while babysitting. Normally this isn't a problem, except the kids were sleeping and going potty would wake them up right before their parents were due home. Desperate, I decided to pee in a cup in the kitchen and wash it down the sink. Their parents came home mid-stream. FML
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On 05/13/2012 at 2:26am - work - by fired - United States (Oregon)
Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech, when I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched over the floor as I got up, I tripped over my own feet, and I accidentally took the door leading outdoors, where I ended up peeing in shame. FML
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On 05/12/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by Andy (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I noticed a little white ball in the corner of my bedroom ceiling. I guess it had been there for a while already, but the teeming mass of baby spiders crawling out made it a lot more conspicuous. FML
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On 05/12/2012 at 4:48pm - animals - by aliqi (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend sat me down for a "confession". His confession consisted of him saying that "women are like a bag of chips," and that while you can love the smokey BBQ flavor, every once in a while you just have to go for some salt and vinegar. FML
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On 05/12/2012 at 4:04pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)
Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor as it tried to get out. FML
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On 05/12/2012 at 12:01pm - animals - by Eric Ngan - Singapore
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
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On 05/12/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by rj - United States (Kansas)
Today, my fiancé got drunk at our wedding reception and announced to his and my family what we do in bed. And it was pretty detailed. FML
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On 05/12/2012 at 1:27am - intimacy - by crazyman. - United States (Texas)
Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet. A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML
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On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML
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On 05/12/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Hunter101 (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was babysitting, playing hide and go seek. I tried to jump behind the armchair, but it tipped, and I hit my head into the wind chimes, ripped the curtain rod from the wall, and smashed my knee into the wall. I lay on the ground in agonizing pain as the little girl shouted, "I know where you are!" FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 7:16pm - kids - by jessye1182 - United States (New York)
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
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On 05/11/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by 504-A1 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
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