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UnderagedThinker
  • Town/Country : Denmark
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 May 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 399
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About UnderagedThinker : "Running both legs tied together, arms in the air. Care for you I will."

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UnderagedThinker's favorite FMLs

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML

#9086835
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20813) - you deserved it (3903)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML

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94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19555) - you deserved it (2249)

On 02/19/2010 at 1:32am - misc - by GeneralElement (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I took a cute girl out to an arcade date, and mercilessly dominated her in every game there to the point she refused to talk to me afterwards. Gamer Pride:1 - Getting Laid:0. FML

#4673205
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7067) - you deserved it (71906)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:45am - love - by razgriz1 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I saw this cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty and asked for her number. She replied "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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178 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
665 comments

I agree, your life sucks (662492) - you deserved it (12721)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16151) - you deserved it (1018)

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