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by Cowgirl_Up37 / 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML
by camzzz / 07/02/2011 at 4:27am / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by ugh annoying / 07/01/2011 at 3:41am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by MakeMyDay_27 / 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/27/2011 at 9:55am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2011 at 2:12am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by beekeke45 / 06/25/2011 at 9:39am / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by cek4uytp / 06/25/2011 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Love
by Eve / 06/24/2011 at 6:45am / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy
by youknowwhatitis / 06/22/2011 at 9:31am / Australia (South Australia) / Health
by blondetergent / 06/20/2011 at 4:12am / Singapore / Love
Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML
by Seriously / 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches," your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML
by MakeMeASandwich / 06/10/2011 at 1:01am / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML
by CatLady / 06/09/2011 at 3:20am / United States (California) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked… Today, I was an extra in a movie and I had to play a corpse. At the make up stand, they painted my… Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the…