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by Ellencrazee / 08/13/2011 at 6:22am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Animals
by bTOhno / 08/13/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by squishylog / 08/12/2011 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Intimacy
by Alohaporno / 08/03/2011 at 2:31pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by soccerbuddyz / 08/03/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by ohcrap / 08/02/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by creepedout / 07/31/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Intimacy
Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML
by Anonymous / 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by crazygirl12 / 07/29/2011 at 11:18am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by 99520 / 07/28/2011 at 11:25am / United States (Indiana) / Health
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
by Nickname / 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by supergirl7 / 07/27/2011 at 6:21pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Smokey9 / 07/25/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Florida) / Health
by jgdgjyfg / 07/25/2011 at 3:21am / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…