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by Ellencrazee / 08/13/2011 at 6:22am / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Animals
by bTOhno / 08/13/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by squishylog / 08/12/2011 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Intimacy
by Alohaporno / 08/03/2011 at 2:31pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by soccerbuddyz / 08/03/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by ohcrap / 08/02/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
by creepedout / 07/31/2011 at 1:11am / United States / Intimacy
Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML
by Anonymous / 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by crazygirl12 / 07/29/2011 at 11:18am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by 99520 / 07/28/2011 at 11:25am / United States (Indiana) / Health
Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML
by Nickname / 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
by supergirl7 / 07/27/2011 at 6:21pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Smokey9 / 07/25/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Florida) / Health
by jgdgjyfg / 07/25/2011 at 3:21am / United Kingdom (Rotherham) / Health
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…