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About Ugh_first_aid : :3 i'm a college student about to go to uni. I enjoy Drawing manga, 3d modeling, reading manga, watching anime, playing video games, playing the piano and more! 8'D a lot of interesting things happen to me so yeah X3

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Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 am my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because: "the cat is sad." FML

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On 05/23/2009 at 12:07pm - love - by Ames (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years and I decided to have sex for the first time. When we were in the room, finally ready to start, she confessed that she had never seen a penis before. To make her more comfortable, I showed her mine. At the sight of it, well, she actually fainted. FML

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On 05/22/2009 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by herve (man) - Lebanon (Beyrouth)

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

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On 05/21/2009 at 3:13pm - love - by ECullen (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I spent 3 hours making a birthday card for my boyfriend, delicately cutting each letter out of printed coloured paper. He used it as a coffee coaster. FML

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On 05/21/2009 at 5:11am - love - by astraboy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and said (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!". FML

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On 05/18/2009 at 8:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I woke up to a hand rubbing my very erect penis, and a woman's peppermint breath in my ear. "Mom?" I called out instinctively, recalling how she always smells like peppermint. The hand stopped rubbing, and I turned to face my very disgusted looking girlfriend of three years. FML

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On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, when done feeding my newborn, I stated to my husband that I'm a cow. He said, in a sincere tone, "Oh, baby, you'll lose the weight soon." I meant cow because I'm producing so much milk. FML

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On 05/16/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by Heifer (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I realised that my glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of my relationships have. FML

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On 05/15/2009 at 2:14am - love - by heartless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out the tattoo signifying my marriage turned out to be more permanent than the marriage itself. FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 3:57pm - love - by branded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my first graders released the butterflies we've been raising. The kids were sad that one had died in his cocoon and wouldn't be set free. Turns out that butterfly may have had a better fate: a flock of birds ate half of the others. Immediately after releasing them. In front of the kids. FML

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On 04/29/2009 at 12:30pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother called me downstairs to give me what I assumed was going to be "The Talk" (About four years too late). So she sits me down, holds my hands, and with the gentlest, most motherly expression on her face tells me, "Honey, if you ever come home pregnant, I'll kill you and the baby." FML



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