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About UbuntuElphie : Just a humble white boy in Darkest Africa
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Today, I took my first Viagra. It worked great, but "Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" would not return to "hiding". After 4 hours, I was in mortal aching pain, and went to my doctor for a shot and sedative. My wife, the doctor, and the nurse could not stifle their laughter. FML
Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my sons 3rd grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my 5th story window. FML
Friday 18 July 2014