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UbuntuElphie

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  • Birth Date : Monday 7 February 1977 (37 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 136
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I took my first Viagra. It worked great, but "Wally, the one-eyed wonder-weasel" would not return to "hiding". After 4 hours, I was in mortal aching pain, and went to my doctor for a shot and sedative. My wife, the doctor, and the nurse could not stifle their laughter. FML

#5938772
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I agree, your life sucks (14563) - you deserved it (5432)

On 10/22/2009 at 12:07am - intimacy - by ItsFunnyNow (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my sons 3rd grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my 5th story window. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58916) - you deserved it (13189)

On 04/18/2009 at 5:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68404) - you deserved it (10071)

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