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UbuntuElphie
  • Town/Country : Johannesburg, South Africa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 February 1977 (37 years)
  • Number of visits : 78
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my sons 3rd grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my 5th story window. FML

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Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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