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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 August 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 467
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About USMC_FTW : I like: skating, skating, detroit red wings, skating, chillin with friends, skating, haunted houses, screamo, and skating.

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Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML

by isuckasawaitress / 12/12/2011 at 12:08pm / Singapore / Work

Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML

by mandie / 11/13/2011 at 12:10pm / United States (Louisiana) / Love

Today, my doctor told me that the reason I'm losing my eyesight is because I'm straining my eyes, and that the best thing for me to do is to limit my time in front of computers. I spent years in college to get my current job which involves sitting in front of computers. FML

by comedybreak / 10/30/2011 at 12:31pm / United States (California) / Health