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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 August 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 219
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About USMC_FTW : I like: skating, skating, detroit red wings, skating, chillin with friends, skating, haunted houses, screamo, and skating.

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Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML

#18493927
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I agree, your life sucks (20496) - you deserved it (4200)

On 12/12/2011 at 12:08pm - work - by isuckasawaitress (woman) - Singapore

Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML

#18236963
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22728) - you deserved it (2105)

On 11/13/2011 at 12:10pm - love - by mandie - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my doctor told me that the reason I'm losing my eyesight is because I'm straining my eyes, and that the best thing for me to do is to limit my time in front of computers. I spent years in college to get my current job which involves sitting in front of computers. FML

#18111169
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24032) - you deserved it (2226)

On 10/30/2011 at 12:31pm - health - by comedybreak - United States (California)



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