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  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 May 1992 (23 years)
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About USMC_Devil_Dog : My name is Eddie. Im 18 years old. Im a U.S. Marine. Graduated bootcamp on September 7th. Waiting on leaving to SOI. Just on here reading the daily failures of people!

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