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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 456
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Typholsion : Gamer/Basketballer. xbl gamer tag: BlazeBlitz85

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Today, my dog started to hump my leg. He always does this and I heard that humping the dog back asserted dominance. Well, I decided to, and I dry humped him back. As I was doing this I said "How do you like that!" And then my mom walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31909) - you deserved it (141206)

On 05/17/2009 at 7:40pm - animals - by sucks (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52270) - you deserved it (98017)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)



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