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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 December 1989 (24 years)
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Today, I received my camera in the mail. I had sent it back to the company because it wouldn't turn on. As I was reading the note they put in, it said, "Battery was put in backwards. No other problems found." FML


I agree, your life sucks (5635) - you deserved it (41504)

On 12/09/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by her0x3her0ine617 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while giving a lecture about gases to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusualy loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14329) - you deserved it (42029)

On 09/04/2009 at 12:30am - work - by DrGas (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61751) - you deserved it (18073)

On 03/08/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by squirty_joe (woman) - United States

Today, I asked a co-worker out for a drink. She said yes, then my older brother who was visiting decided to come behind me and pull down my pants in front of the office. Then she said no. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43435) - you deserved it (2808)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:12am - love - by robotzzz (man) - Sent from mobile version

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