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TylerBurden

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TylerBurden

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 December 1989 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1223
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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TylerBurden's favorite FMLs

Today, while giving a lecture about gases to a large chemistry class, I went outside to let loose an unusualy loud fart while they took some notes. I came back in only to see 300 students dying of laughter. I had left the wireless mic on. FML

#5033555
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14287) - you deserved it (41961)

On 09/04/2009 at 12:30am - work - by DrGas (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

#242337
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61650) - you deserved it (18036)

On 03/08/2009 at 2:37pm - work - by squirty_joe (woman) - United States

Today, I asked a co-worker out for a drink. She said yes, then my older brother who was visiting decided to come behind me and pull down my pants in front of the office. Then she said no. FML

#86812
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43357) - you deserved it (2806)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:12am - love - by robotzzz (man) - Sent from mobile version



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