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Tyger44
  • Town/Country : Colombo, Sri Lanka
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 April 1987 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 400
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Tyger44 : always insane.never perfect.totally klutzy

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Today, I was at a big family reunion at my aunt's place. Before dinner, I went outside in the garden for a smoke. Through the kitchen window, I saw my cousin spit in the soup. Twice. My aunt patted his back and continued stirring. FML

#19780392
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I agree, your life sucks (19839) - you deserved it (1384)

On 06/13/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by eww - Austria (Wien)

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with my abusively controlling girlfriend. I don't know what I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML

#19705817
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14667) - you deserved it (37234)

On 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

#19618137
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6042) - you deserved it (19961)

On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16124) - you deserved it (32351)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)



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