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TwitchingNebula

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2816
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About TwitchingNebula : I am a troll.

You are a stalker.
We can't all be winners.

As a side note, don't you guys think you're getting a little big brother ish with that?

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TwitchingNebula's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML

#17480180
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30348) - you deserved it (9938)

On 08/15/2011 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by blah (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home to find my house destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I had spent days hand-crafting the house to perfection, down to the finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML

#17443433
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40142) - you deserved it (2602)

On 08/11/2011 at 7:38pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I discovered that if I work out, I can't get an erection, but if I don't work out, my penis functions fine. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't a professional bodybuilder. FML

#17410758
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34984) - you deserved it (13113)

On 08/08/2011 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I was talking with my mom about getting my school photos retouched. I believe her exact words were, "They'll take one look at you, and charge me triple." FML

#17407714
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32546) - you deserved it (3772)

On 08/08/2011 at 2:12pm - misc - by yupppp (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was peeing, and I sneezed. I looked down to see that my gum had flown out of my mouth and gotten caught in my pubes. On the upside I got a new look. FML

#17383761
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23973) - you deserved it (9222)

On 08/06/2011 at 1:15am - misc - by en3rg1zer21 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

#17338419
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31669) - you deserved it (8803)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:13am - love - by HaHa Not Funny (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

#14575088
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19654) - you deserved it (34132)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML

#8588296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40973) - you deserved it (2300)

On 02/23/2010 at 1:57pm - love - by mrniceguy - United States



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