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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 119
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TwinChapter : Hey there :)
So, a little bit about me: I'm a twin (as you can tell from my name), I like people, food, and life. Follow me on my Twitter account, @TwinChapter where I tweet about everything twin-related. If you are a twin, a parent/to be of twins or multiples (or anyone else who is interested), follow me so that you can see what it's like for a double to be running around. I will ALWAYS follow back :)
Some other things about me:
I've been on FML for a few years now, but I've just only decided to make and account, stick with it, and comment :) I also LOVE sports, and I play many. Football (no not soccer for those of you who call soccer football) will always have a special place in my heart as favorite though :)
Message me if you want to know anything else :)

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Today, I was fired from my job for breaking my company's tattoo policy. I have a small scar on my wrist that roughly resembles a heart. My boss insists that it's one of those white ink tattoos. No one will believe me. FML

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