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Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26831) - you deserved it (6340)

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Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML


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