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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 942
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23993) - you deserved it (5816)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:34pm - misc - by FailBear - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54022) - you deserved it (6585)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version



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