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  • Number of visits : 8399
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tuxedo_Mask : I think that this is stupid. Not the website, the 'about you' section. I find that this should ba anonymous, shall it not? If I do post a FML, I need not the attention from one of the many FML readers I know. But, alas, that is just one girls opinion.

"I wish I didn't believe that wishes only lead to false-hope and disapoinment. . ."

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Tuxedo_Mask's favorite FMLs

Today, I was ringing up a lady and her daughter at the shoe store I work at. The background on my nametag is a rainbow, and when the daughter saw it, she asked her mother why it was so. Her mother looks at my nametag, then me, then turns to her daughter and says "Because he hates God honey". FML

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200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65086) - you deserved it (4526)

On 04/05/2009 at 11:14pm - work - by maconda99 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, the director of the play I'm in decided to explain why we got the parts we did. He said he tried matching our characters to who we actually are. I play a whore who's a transvestite. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65196) - you deserved it (6058)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:11pm - misc - by InsideActress (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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