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  • Number of visits : 8473
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Tuxedo_Mask : I think that this is stupid. Not the website, the 'about you' section. I find that this should ba anonymous, shall it not? If I do post a FML, I need not the attention from one of the many FML readers I know. But, alas, that is just one girls opinion.

"I wish I didn't believe that wishes only lead to false-hope and disapoinment. . ."

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Tuxedo_Mask's favorite FMLs

I Was Kneeling Down At Work To Do Some Cleaning. My Co-worker Said, "Oh Don't Yur Knees Hurt, Kneeling Lyk That 4 So Long?" Without Thinking How It Sounded, I Said, "Oh No, It's Not A Problem. I'm On My Knees All The Time." He's Yet To Stop Hitting On Me. FML

#1770571
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20988) - you deserved it (45646)

On 05/09/2009 at 2:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my family was preparing a turkey fir my grandma's birthday dinner when my aunt noticed a utensil on the counter and asked wat it was for . My mom said it was used to keep the turkey's legs together . My aunt responded to her by saying, "Maybe u should get one fir yur daughter." mega FML

#1690188
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99457) - you deserved it (22801)

On 05/06/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Familyskank (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today , I walkd into mah dorm to fine mah roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose . FML

#1346080
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83532) - you deserved it (5678)

On 04/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by calliefml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , mah 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh , so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and lockd the door. I inadvertently taught mah little brother how to masturbate. FML

#1308807
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22528) - you deserved it (59220)

On 04/25/2009 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

I WAS GETTING READY FIR BED,HEN I DECIDED TO WATCH SOME PORNO ON THE COMPUTER. SUDDENLY SOMEONE FROM MAH MESSENGER LIST SAYS, "YOU MIGHT WANT TO TURN OFF THE 'WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO' OPTION IF YOUR WATCHING PORN." I SNAPPED AND EXITED THE PORN. 63 PEOPLE SAW. FML

#1292881
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18599) - you deserved it (72148)

On 04/24/2009 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I woke up to go to school . looool I was unbelievably tired , but I gathered the courage to go take my shower . I then took a long shower , cleaned up my room , got dressed , an ate breakfast . Going back to my room , I looked at the clock , which read 3:22 AM . FML

#1289647
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42860) - you deserved it (35448)

On 04/24/2009 at 1:53pm - misc - by vinniesuckmadack (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on a friends trampoline trying to convince mah mom trampolines r safe an I should get one. While telling her I smashd mah knee into mah face. I jumpd off bleeding, slippd, hit mah head on the trampoline, an got knockd unconscious. FML

#1124762
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40284) - you deserved it (31990)

On 04/19/2009 at 5:44pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I Was Driving Home From School,hen I Saw This Girl I Like Walking Home!! Trying To Be Polite , I Pulled Over And Asked If She Wanted A Ride!! After My Offer , I Was Rejected As She Said "No , I'm Actually Already Home," And Walked Up The Nearest Driveway..!! MY Driveway!! FML

#1035901
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80397) - you deserved it (6380)

On 04/16/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by Kelavmeister (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars. The first car I pulled over was a real undercover cop. FML

#1033363
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36235) - you deserved it (316328)

On 04/16/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by tvaladie (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , mah grlfriend and looool I were watching TV. She starts to undo mah belt buckle , unzips mah fly and then takes mah pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited , she says to me , ( Just joking. ) FML

#946704
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (154459) - you deserved it (22750)

On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on mah laptop!! I unpaused to find mah character and mah boyfriend's were no longer together!! Slightly confused, I went on to find the note mah boyfriend left!! It said, "I hope u can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game!! FML

#927368
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82936) - you deserved it (5246)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today , fir Easter , mah brother and sister both got $200 gifts from mah parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. mega FML

#924153
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132661) - you deserved it (6826)

On 04/12/2009 at 9:53am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, brand naw cocktail drass: $300. Matching paap toa haals: $100. Gatting mah hair dona at tha salon: $80. Traating mysalf to a mani/padi: $50. Whan finally maating tha guy I hava baan chatting onlina with for 2 months, I fina out ha's mah cousin: pricalass. maga FML



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