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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 October 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2032
  • Number of comments : 141
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About TurtleSmile : I'm a Christian, big fan of God and what He's done for me. I also like basketball, football, singing, poetry, shopping, and staying out talking. Have a wonderful day. I hope you find what you're looking for.

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Visits<b>saucybugger101</b> - the 08/18/2016 at 6:29am<b>IAm123</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 8:09pm<b>anonymous0110902</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 1:48am<b>2simz</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 5:43am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 07/13/2016 at 9:55pm<b>Snip_Snap</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 3:10am<b>AnnaMuffin</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 3:30pm<b>izziebear</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 9:26pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 9:35pm<b>sheepcart89</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 10:40pm<b>zak111</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 5:57am<b>GAeroNKissR</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 2:11am<b>ArTic_CRIMSoN</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 2:27am<b>konan__</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 5:12am<b>sandradeex54</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 1:37am<b>isabelc</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 10:52pm<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 5:02pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 3:08pm

Fucked!<b>IAm123</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 2:09am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 2:28am<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 9:08pm<b>WCARlover</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 3:05am<b>Sonotsuave</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 5:45am<b>Thatdesichick1</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 9:43pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 3:25pm<b>clairesucks</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 9:51am

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TurtleSmile's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

by jilted / 03/21/2009 at 3:15am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I texted my college boyfriend to tell him how terrible I felt about cheating. He replied saying he was so relieved because he had been cheating on me with a girl in his dorm. I was talking about my math exam. FML

by gentileman / 03/16/2009 at 1:11pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

by KAAALIS / 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy