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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 October 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1668
  • Number of comments : 141
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About TurtleSmile : I'm a Christian, big fan of God and what He's done for me. I also like basketball, football, singing, poetry, shopping, and staying out talking. Have a wonderful day. I hope you find what you're looking for.

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (706752) - you deserved it (474571)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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