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TurquoiseJesus

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TurquoiseJesus

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 May 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 599
  • Number of comments : 199
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TurquoiseJesus : JESUS CHRIST! DID YOU SEE THAT SWARM OF BANANAS THAT TRIED TO ASSASSINATE ME??? THE WAR HAS STARTED!

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