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TurquoiseJesus
  • Town/Country : Houston, 'Merica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 127
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TurquoiseJesus : JESUS CHRIST! DID YOU SEE THAT SWARM OF BANANAS THAT TRIED TO ASSASSINATE ME??? THE WAR HAS STARTED!

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