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Today..!! I realized that my alcoholism has gotten so bad that I rotate liquor store so the clerk don't think bad about me!! FML

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On 09/22/2009 at 12:37am - health - by Cpt_Concerned (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I calld favorite radio station over an over, trying to be the 40th caller to win sold-out concert tickets, each time holding thumb over the button to quickly hang up an re-dial if busy. I finally got through an they congratulatd me bieng the winning caller! By habit, I hung up. FML

Today , mah grlfriend and looool I were watching TV. She starts to undo mah belt buckle , unzips mah fly and then takes mah pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited , she says to me , ( Just joking. ) FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had hookd up with this grl an had finally lulld her asleep. I didn't want to stay so I quietly managd to get mah cloths back on an get out the door without waking her. I made it all the way out of her building an to mah car before I realizd I had forgotten mah keys. FML

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On 04/11/2009 at 3:38am - intimacy - by Smooth (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, Mah Good Friendho Just Had A Babby Grl Sent Her Newborn's Pictures To Me Via Picture Message . To Reply, Instead Of Writing "Awwwwww" I Wrote "Ewwwwww" By Mistake . FML

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On 04/08/2009 at 4:42pm - kids - by nothing (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

today I was at a gay bar an asking a really convincing drag queen about her daily routine. I asked how she looool tucked her penis in. She responded, "Um, I'm a woman." I said, "Oh I'm sorry, r u pre-op or post-op?" She said, "No, I always have been an always will be a woman, asshole." FML

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On 04/08/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by thatwasmiz (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'dhacked off last night , but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say ( Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer. ) FML

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On 04/08/2009 at 12:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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