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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 26 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 175
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Turkey_Sandwich : Well let's start off with the basics. Contrary to what my profile may at first glance, show me to be. I am in fact, not a turkey sandwich. But do you see how easy it is too disguise myself on the internet? If I had not told you this right now, you would have forever gone on, thinking I was a real turkey sandwich. In all actuality, I am a 17 year old guy. I can't explain myself, or my humor. (if you can call it that) But I play guitar, am an aspiring graphic artist, and I own a dog. (sorry internet, no cats) I happen to be quite the interesting person, If I do say so myself.
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