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Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54582) - you deserved it (4295)

On 09/07/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by BoredRunner42 - United States (California)

Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5861) - you deserved it (83694)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by notinflammable (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6671) - you deserved it (105584)

On 06/26/2009 at 9:32pm - work - by Fred (man) - United States (Michigan)



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