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TrulyPitiful
  • Town/Country : Goliad, Sparta
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 March 1933 (79 years)
  • Number of visits : 169
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, I was so bored at work that I put a zip tie on my finger just for the excitement of trying to get it off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5001) - you deserved it (11155)

On 03/06/2010 at 10:56pm - work - by Maxx (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML

#4882481 (414)

I agree, your life sucks (52743) - you deserved it (12085)

On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6400) - you deserved it (48237)

On 08/18/2009 at 4:52pm - misc - by Laundrylady (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (87654) - you deserved it (7297)

On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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