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TrueTriage
  • Town/Country : Alaska, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 July 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 733
  • Number of comments : 284
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About TrueTriage : Huh, where to start. I love writing, food, all kinds of music especially hard rock. I try to be kind to everyone I can hoping they'll be nice in return.

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Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

#20172584
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I agree, your life sucks (5387) - you deserved it (26380)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

#20155776
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20426) - you deserved it (1706)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML

#20081964
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21685) - you deserved it (4925) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/21/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by minibuch1505 - Sent from mobile version



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