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About Trololololololo : My name's João. My second name's Mario. And I'm Brazilian.
I'm quite boring at times but i can be a real nutter at will
I'm socially awkward, unless im with a group of close friends :3
I never know what to write on these things xD
Erm, I like cars&my biggest ambition is to become an airline pilot.
Dubstep, Nirvana, Blink182, P!ATD and Linkin Park are my guilty pleasures.
I know more about cars than anyone else I know
I own a pair of chinos
And I hate them.
You show up at my door with Ben&Jerry's and I'll marry you.
I've been living in England for 4 years, and I've changed so much during that time.
I never return x's
I can't stand wearing black trousers and black tops at the same time
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Friday 26 September 2014