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  • Town/Country : St Albans, UK
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 October 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 1353
  • Number of comments : 104
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Trololololololo : My name's João. My second name's Mario. And I'm Brazilian.
I'm quite boring at times but i can be a real nutter at will
I'm socially awkward, unless im with a group of close friends :3
I never know what to write on these things xD

Erm, I like cars&my biggest ambition is to become an airline pilot.
Dubstep, Nirvana, Blink182, P!ATD and Linkin Park are my guilty pleasures.

I know more about cars than anyone else I know

I own a pair of chinos
And I hate them.

You show up at my door with Ben&Jerry's and I'll marry you.

I've been living in England for 4 years, and I've changed so much during that time.

I never return x's

I can't stand wearing black trousers and black tops at the same time


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Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30932) - you deserved it (6608)

On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, while trying on clothes in Macy's, someone decided to throw some shoes over the wall and into my changing stall. I now have a black eye. FML


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On 04/23/2011 at 2:12am - health - by rhartnett11 - United States (Virginia)

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