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  • Town/Country : D-Town, U.S.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 16 January 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 11
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Today, I work at McDonalds. I burned my hand while cleaning their grill and have a 2nd/3rd degree burn from my pinky to my wrist. When told about this, my manager told me that there was "nothing that they could do for me and to tough it out". However I was given a free McFlurry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25668) - you deserved it (4095)

On 02/06/2010 at 8:19pm - work - by Enrique (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23490) - you deserved it (8384)

On 01/09/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by dollybabe (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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