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Today.. . I started dating a seemingly normal guy . Not even four hours into our relationship.. . he began telling me that he can see sprits.. . dead people.. . and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go .

#20155774
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22814) - you deserved it (2634)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:53pm - love - by holyshitbatman - United States (Ohio)

Today at work as a massage terapist I pulld down te guy's blanket sligtly to massage is lower back . Tere were sit stains spreading from is ass crack all te way to is mid-back . Wen I told im e wantd me to massage tere anyway .

#20127667
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28716) - you deserved it (1509)

On 10/22/2012 at 12:07am - work - by Lunazel93 - Canada (Ontario)

Today I got up at 4:30 am went to mah job as the newspaper guy. Nobody was there to open the door it was raining and I was freezing. I decided to wait because I really wanted mah salary. At 6 o'clock mah boss opens the door and says "Oh it's you. Well you're fired. We can't pay you anymore." mega FML

#19225860
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29362) - you deserved it (1735)

On 03/06/2012 at 3:57am - work - by Shan007tjuuh (man) - Netherlands

Today, while driving mah new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on mah brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

#16182732
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30659) - you deserved it (16153)

On 05/15/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by Username - United States (Indiana)

today I rummagd around in the attic, looking 4 old pictures of me an my family, so I could make a surprise collage. Instead, I found my dad's old journals, talking about how desperately he didn't want a kid, an how he wantd to leave my mother more an more every day that passd since I was born. FML

#14974571
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40038) - you deserved it (3503)

On 02/14/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by surfergal91 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mom is going with me 4 a general check-up at the doctor's office!! She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant!! I am pregnant!! I was about to tell her!! big fat FML

#7855976
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30482) - you deserved it (7173)

On 02/03/2010 at 8:18pm - health - by XxOx - Sent from mobile version

Yesterday, my grandma picked up the phone!! It was a man asking to speak to me!! Instead of giving me the phone she decides to hang up on him, thinking it was some guy trying to "get with me." It turned out to be the call I've been waiting all week for..!! a call from a huge company about a job offer!! FML

#5393061
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42282) - you deserved it (2430)

On 09/21/2009 at 1:08pm - work - by Unemployed (woman) - United States

Today, I bougt a brand new flat screen TV. Wen I brougt it ome it didn't work. Furious, I walked into Best Buy an yelled at a guy in a tucked in blue polo an kakis. I asked im wy it didn't work an e said e didn't know. I kept screaming. He didn't ave a nametag. He didn't work tere. real FML

#1101827
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12693) - you deserved it (119517)

On 04/18/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by asdfghjkl (man) - United States (Ohio)

Yastarday, I proposd to my grlfriand, whom I was madly in lova with, by having a plana fly ovar har housa spalling "Marry ma Abby?". Aftar saaing this, sha lockd harsalf in har room and crid fir 4 hours axclaiming that this wasn't how sha wantd to ba proposd to. I had invitd my antra family. fat FML

#175270
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97280) - you deserved it (10630)

On 03/01/2009 at 8:41pm - love - by groomfail (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

yesterday I went to a fastfood restaurant to pick up food fir my work party. I ordered 250 chicken fingers, 15 orders of fries, and 2 gallons of tea, and the guy behind the counter asked, "Is this fir ere or to go?" FML



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