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I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's startd manipulating the looool grls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a babby tooth in one such brawl. FML

#20607466
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49463) - you deserved it (6455)

On 04/20/2013 at 12:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand

2day I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week . real FML

#20607123
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55521) - you deserved it (7805)

On 04/20/2013 at 9:43am - misc - by dentedmercedes - United States (Michigan)

Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old daughter lying on her bed, repeatedly opening and closing her legs!! I asked her what she was doing, and she replied, ( Trying to queef!! I saw it online!! ) FML

#20605608
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54887) - you deserved it (6859)

On 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm - kids - by reyoflight (man) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today , after years of loaning my mother countless amounts of cash that never get paid back , borrowing $60 from her , and bieng just one day late paying it off due to food poisoning , she sends a very large man to my door to collect , like she's Tony Soprano. FML

#20601228
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44974) - you deserved it (4470)

On 04/18/2013 at 12:01am - money - by some people's parents - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday... I got ancestry DNA tests 4 my parents an myself. The DNA testing company informed me that I'm a 50% match 4 my mother but I share no DNA with my father. Apparently... both my parents forgot that they used a sperm donor. This insignificant detail has slipped there minds 4 35 yeres. FML

#20600180
89 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Flora (woman) - United States (California)

Today mah mother met mah in-laws 4 the first time. She had been an alcoholic and had us sent to foster care 15 years ago. My husband told his parent this behind mah back ahile ago. When they askd her about it , she denid everything. His entire family now think I lie 4 attention. real FML

#20600031
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38989) - you deserved it (4013)

On 04/17/2013 at 5:57pm - misc - by the attention seeker (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Found Out That Yale Had Actually Accepted Me Seventeen Years Ago. My Mother Apparently Burned Mah Acceptance Package And Letter Because She Didn't Want Me To Upstage Her UChicago Degree. FML

Today, I dressed up as Batman fir a comic book convention. I was hit by a car on the way there by a man dressed up as the Joker fir the same convention. FML

#20587443
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60828) - you deserved it (20285)

On 04/13/2013 at 1:04am - misc - by ironies a b*tch - United States (Illinois)

Today , mah mom broke the news that mah dad secretly got marrid two months ago , to a woman he has been dating for 15 yeres , an that mah parents have actually been divorcd for 12 yeres!! They just lid about it this whole time!! FML

#20585943
120 comments

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On 04/12/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by too young for this (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that classmates hate me so much that they have a seating arrangementhere people have to sit next to me on a rotating basis . A fight broke out yesterday because someone tried to skip their turn . fat FML

#20585229
147 comments

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On 04/11/2013 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I told him I was close to having an orgasm!! He smirkd and startd talking like Yoda, saying, ( Strong with the cum, this one is )!! Orgasm gone!!

#20583515
103 comments

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On 04/10/2013 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by iwassoclose - United States

2day my dad yet again utterd the words "well, that escalatd quickly,"hile watching the news . He uses this godforsaken meme multiple times a day . I lost my shit and told him to just shut up already . He raisd an eyebrow and said, "well, that escalatd quickly." FML

#20566988
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20920) - you deserved it (51746)

On 03/30/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by fuck you dad (man) - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I was cast as beast in mah high school's production of Beauty and the Beast. My Grandma's input? ( At least they won't need any looool makeup. )

#20566521
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34309) - you deserved it (3526)

On 03/30/2013 at 2:57am - misc - by Beast - United States (Ohio)

Today... mah 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant... and was diagnosd with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD... cuz he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did... as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. mega FML

#20565460
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44628) - you deserved it (15142)

On 03/29/2013 at 1:18pm - misc - by fucked by sex ed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was freshening up my makeup in the car before a date. An old lady walked by and said through my open window, "Don't bother. There's no helping you, honey." mega FML

#20559530
103 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by f-ugly - United States



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