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Tripout
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 17 October 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 762
  • Number of comments : 308
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I called my dad at his new wife's house to inform him I was all set to graduate from community college with my associates degree and that we needed to sit down and plan how to pay for the 4 year degree. To which he replied "all a girl needs is an associates degree". Thanks dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22152) - you deserved it (3230)

On 03/18/2010 at 8:20am - money - by Anna (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after many, many attempts to get her out of my life, the girl that is stalking me told me that she loves me and our love can only be ended by her killing either herself or me. FML

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176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34954) - you deserved it (1812)

On 12/16/2009 at 6:55pm - love - by cheezmaster (man) - United States (California)

Today, I helped an old man with his groceries, because he was struggling and he had a cane. After, I was nice enough to drive him home. He went to thank me by giving me a kiss on the cheek. Then he stuck his tongue out, and tried to French kiss me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29046) - you deserved it (547)

On 11/22/2009 at 8:53am - misc - by mjperfetti84 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11841) - you deserved it (20764)

On 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm - animals - by nycplywood (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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