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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 707
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About TrimKibbles : Lost in life.

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Today, I was giving a tour for parents who wanted to send their kids to our school. One of the parents had a kid on crutches with what appeared to be a broken leg, so I asked him how he broke it. He replied, "I was born like this." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29112) - you deserved it (6276)

On 12/09/2010 at 8:59pm - misc - by kayin - United Kingdom

Today, at work I was ringing up some tampons for a woman, and I try to interact with the shoppers as much as possible. I was trying to think of something witty or funny to say but drew a blank, so I decided just to say "have a nice night." What I actually said was "have a nice flow". FML


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On 01/22/2010 at 1:26am - work - by iluvjenknee (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

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