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About TrimKibbles : I'm a taco. How'd you like me now?
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Today, I was giving a tour for parents who wanted to send their kids to our school. One of the parents had a kid on crutches with what appeared to be a broken leg, so I asked him how he broke it. He replied, "I was born like this." FML
Friday 19 September 2014