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Trilly123

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 April 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 304
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Trilly123's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me out on a date. He doesn't have a car, but he said he'd borrow transport from his neighbor. He showed up at my house on a ride-on lawn mower. FML

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204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48928) - you deserved it (6982)

On 07/18/2014 at 4:21pm - love - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend started coming onto me, despite me being on my period. He said it was okay, and we went to his bedroom. He told me to spread my legs as he spread his hands. Thinking it'd be sexy, I did. He then yelled, "I AM MOSES! I PART THE RED SEA!" and broke down in laughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56085) - you deserved it (14692)

On 03/06/2013 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by RedWaters - United States



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