About Trent_21 : Hey I'm Trent. I'm pretty chill so message me if you want.
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Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML
by awesomekidsmum / 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by ouch / 09/17/2011 at 7:42pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by notinterested / 09/13/2011 at 6:11am / United States / Intimacy
by RetroDayDreamer / 09/10/2011 at 11:46am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
by Anonymous / 09/09/2011 at 6:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML
by Krystyn Gareau / 09/09/2011 at 12:10am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally got intimate with the girl I like. As I started lifting her shirt, she stuck her hand down my pants and grabbed my junk. She immediately stopped what she was doing, snickered, and calmly said, "Take me home." FML
by Anonymous / 09/04/2011 at 12:21pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend told me why he stood me up last night instead of coming over to visit. Apparently me telling him I couldn't wait for him to do naughty things to me turned him off, and made him feel like a piece of meat. FML
by Willow / 06/17/2011 at 7:32pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on for the first time. Just as I was about to climax, I spotted my greatest fear, a big wasp, only a few inches away from me. I shuddered and made a very unmanly orgasm wail. She now refuses to have sex because she says I "turned her off forever". FML
by Punk / 06/07/2011 at 4:07pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML
by kaleigh / 05/31/2011 at 1:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/26/2011 at 1:54pm / United States (Wyoming) / Miscellaneous
by art_major / 05/25/2011 at 10:06am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Miscellaneous
by Toothy / 04/02/2011 at 1:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Groped / 04/01/2011 at 8:45pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
- Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, at Toronto airport, the customs officer checked my passport, then called his colleagues to…