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Travis1001

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 April 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2270
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Travis1001 : I'll get a pic on here as soon as I have time :P
Aloe Blacc might need a dollar, but I need an hour!

Just (insert list of likes and dislikes right here), but I'm pretty much open to anything/anyone :)
Hmmm I consider that I have a pretty good life, but this site makes me feel EVEN BETTER about it ;)!

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me meeeeeee!!! There, that should do it :P

Sure, message me, I'll answer late but it'll always be worth the wait! :)

T.

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Travis1001's favorite FMLs

Today, I was wearing a new 500 dollar dress on a crowded train. I looked great and I could feel the eyes on me. A cute guy then offered me his seat, only boosting my confidence more until he said "for you and the baby," pointing at a bump in my dress. I'm not pregnant and wasted 500 dollars. FML

by notpreggers / 04/15/2009 at 4:14pm / United Kingdom (London) / Love

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

by Noname / 03/16/2009 at 12:05am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy