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Travis1001
  • Town/Country : Left my heart in San Francisco, Sacrebleu!
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 April 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 977
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Travis1001 : I'll get a pic on here as soon as I have time :P
Aloe Blacc might need a dollar, but I need an hour!

Just (insert list of likes and dislikes right here), but I'm pretty much open to anything/anyone :)
Hmmm I consider that I have a pretty good life, but this site makes me feel EVEN BETTER about it ;)!

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me meeeeeee!!! There, that should do it :P

Sure, message me, I'll answer late but it'll always be worth the wait! :)

T.

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Today, I was wearing a new 500 dollar dress on a crowded train. I looked great and I could feel the eyes on me. A cute guy then offered me his seat, only boosting my confidence more until he said "for you and the baby," pointing at a bump in my dress. I'm not pregnant and wasted 500 dollars. FML

#994707
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47622) - you deserved it (24646)

On 04/15/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by notpreggers - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

#366764
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (368738) - you deserved it (70011)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1095925) - you deserved it (108842)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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