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About Travis1001 : I'll get a pic on here as soon as I have time :P
Aloe Blacc might need a dollar, but I need an hour!
Just (insert list of likes and dislikes right here), but I'm pretty much open to anything/anyone :)
Hmmm I consider that I have a pretty good life, but this site makes me feel EVEN BETTER about it ;)!
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me meeeeeee!!! There, that should do it :P
Sure, message me, I'll answer late but it'll always be worth the wait! :)
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
You’ve watched 5 FML videos on the website, and commented on them.
Today, I was wearing a new 500 dollar dress on a crowded train. I looked great and I could feel the eyes on me. A cute guy then offered me his seat, only boosting my confidence more until he said "for you and the baby," pointing at a bump in my dress. I'm not pregnant and wasted 500 dollars. FML
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
Friday 27 February 2015