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Today, I went to the hospital with severe chest pain, thinking it was a heart attack. Turns out now I just can't have booze, pop, chocolate, fruit with skins, seeds, tomatoes, or mint. I'd rather have the heart attack. FML
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On 10/23/2011 at 9:37pm - health - by heartsick (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
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On 10/16/2011 at 12:22am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML
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On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - kids - by myfamilyisodd (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML
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On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML
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On 10/12/2011 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ksamp - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML
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On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)
Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States
Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML
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Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML
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On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I need to find a way to explain to my 5, 7 and 12 year old kids their uncle wants to become their aunt. FML
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On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
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On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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On 05/16/2009 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by madzlovesgee (woman) - United States (Washington)
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