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Travis1001

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1155
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Travis1001 : I'll get a pic on here as soon as I have time :P
Aloe Blacc might need a dollar, but I need an hour!

Just (insert list of likes and dislikes right here), but I'm pretty much open to anything/anyone :)
Hmmm I consider that I have a pretty good life, but this site makes me feel EVEN BETTER about it ;)!

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me meeeeeee!!! There, that should do it :P

Sure, message me, I'll answer late but it'll always be worth the wait! :)

T.

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Travis1001's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the hospital with severe chest pain, thinking it was a heart attack. Turns out now I just can't have booze, pop, chocolate, fruit with skins, seeds, tomatoes, or mint. I'd rather have the heart attack. FML

#18058320
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26457) - you deserved it (3515)

On 10/23/2011 at 9:37pm - health - by heartsick (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML

#17994746
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36746) - you deserved it (4725)

On 10/16/2011 at 12:22am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

#17989700
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27040) - you deserved it (4618)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - kids - by myfamilyisodd (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML

#17989698
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39490) - you deserved it (2848)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML

#17964830
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37180) - you deserved it (5535)

On 10/12/2011 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ksamp - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38262) - you deserved it (2797)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50671) - you deserved it (9772)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

#17233282
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51907) - you deserved it (6188)

On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, I was doing swimming practice at the pool. I suddenly got breathless, dizzy, and felt like I was drowning. I cried out to the instructor, telling him I had a weak heart. He shouted back, "I don't care about your girlfriend's problems! Swim, bitch!" FML

#17233165
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41518) - you deserved it (5486) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/23/2011 at 7:52pm - love - by mathii - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML

#17231826
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40795) - you deserved it (2781)

On 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I was discussing the traffic with my brother. He said the most common car colour is red. I said it was black. We ended up betting €100 on which three vehicles of either colour would pass by our house first. It seems a convoy of fire trucks had somewhere to be in a hurry. FML

#17221659
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29670) - you deserved it (10546) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/22/2011 at 8:52pm - money - by zerom - France

Today, I was naked on top of my boyfriend looking lovingly into his eyes. He then started to use my boobs as punching bags while singing "Eye of the Tiger". FML

#14305984
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40055) - you deserved it (8576)

On 12/23/2010 at 1:36am - intimacy - by nemo518 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I need to find a way to explain to my 5, 7 and 12 year old kids their uncle wants to become their aunt. FML

#13773002
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49780) - you deserved it (9432)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

#3842566
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35123) - you deserved it (93708)

On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)



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