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Travis1001

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1256
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Travis1001 : I'll get a pic on here as soon as I have time :P
Aloe Blacc might need a dollar, but I need an hour!

Just (insert list of likes and dislikes right here), but I'm pretty much open to anything/anyone :)
Hmmm I consider that I have a pretty good life, but this site makes me feel EVEN BETTER about it ;)!

Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me meeeeeee!!! There, that should do it :P

Sure, message me, I'll answer late but it'll always be worth the wait! :)

T.

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Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML

#18488373
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24236) - you deserved it (2988)

On 12/11/2011 at 8:16pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML

#18286720
369 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38212) - you deserved it (31156)

On 11/19/2011 at 3:05am - intimacy - by Tyler - United States

Today, I failed my driving test before even leaving the DMV parking lot. FML

#18275233
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12024) - you deserved it (26497)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by that guy -

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

#18273711
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36521) - you deserved it (3053)

On 11/17/2011 at 4:27pm - health - by OUCH. - United States

Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML

#18273262
599 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43558) - you deserved it (11441)

On 11/17/2011 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my date threw a fit, burst into tears, and made a huge scene in the middle of a crowded restaurant, all because I offered to pay. FML

Today, my boyfriend gave me a promise ring. It was so sweet and romantic, until he said, "I want to marry you one day. But I want to date some other girls first." FML

#18224310
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37866) - you deserved it (3007)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:06am - love - by so romantic - United States (Texas)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18388) - you deserved it (77403)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8592) - you deserved it (108544)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

#18216431
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27941) - you deserved it (7336)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, my mother spent over $5,000 to fly in a Feng-Shui master, put him in a five-star hotel, and had him walk around our house with a compass, moving things to help improve the "energy flow." Now all I have in my room is an old mattress and lamp. He's coming back tomorrow. FML

#18209020
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31634) - you deserved it (2855)

On 11/10/2011 at 9:35am - money - by Agathus (man) - United Arab Emirates

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

#18203488
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42368) - you deserved it (5068)

On 11/09/2011 at 5:48pm - intimacy - by Great... (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML

#18153608
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33984) - you deserved it (8279)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:29am - love - by fmlifer - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights are activated by "clap on, clap off." It killed the mood. FML

#18150434
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33057) - you deserved it (8881)

On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)

Today, I spent over 20 minutes trying to convince my daughter that the word she was trying to use was "Back-pack" and not "Back-back". I never convinced her. She is 16 years old. FML



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