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About Travis1001 : I'll get a pic on here as soon as I have time :P
Aloe Blacc might need a dollar, but I need an hour!
Just (insert list of likes and dislikes right here), but I'm pretty much open to anything/anyone :)
Hmmm I consider that I have a pretty good life, but this site makes me feel EVEN BETTER about it ;)!
Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me meeeeeee!!! There, that should do it :P
Sure, message me, I'll answer late but it'll always be worth the wait! :)
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
You’ve watched 5 FML videos on the website, and commented on them.
Today, I was working on the computer when my dad walks in, pointing his finger at me like a gun. Before I could even ask, it turns out he was aiming a rubber band at me. The doctor says I'll be able to take off my eye patch in a couple of days. FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML
Today, my husband called me to the bedroom to show me something. This "something" was him demonstrating his seemingly well-trained ability to accurately type out a sentence on my phone using nothing but his erect penis. FML
Friday 2 October 2015