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TrashyDGAF
  • Town/Country : Albion, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 July 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 303
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TrashyDGAF : I like tattoos.
I like piercings.
I'm arrogant but you wouldn't be able to tell.
I get along with mostly anyone :)
Minus the ones that believe "Only MY beliefs are right!"
Open your mind.

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Today, I was arguing with my dad. I called him a geriatric fool. He replied with, "Well at least I know who my biological father is." I have no idea if he's joking. FML

#5107055 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (40888) - you deserved it (5328)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:19pm - kids - by Waheyyy (man) - United Kingdom

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

#4774290 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (21179) - you deserved it (12660)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:36am - misc - by bobuhbeartoe (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was really upset after work, and tearily asked my boyfriend to bring something over to cheer me up when he visited later. An hour or so later he arrived, having bought me a brand new large purple dildo to "brighten my mood". FML

#4103761 (227)

I agree, your life sucks (33697) - you deserved it (12536)

On 07/28/2009 at 9:34am - intimacy - by BigPurplePresent (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I was driving to the grocery store with my 7 year-old son. When I was approaching a stop sign, I look next to me and see a guy with a triangle shaped head. I tell my son "Look at the guy with the triangle head." My window was open. So was his. FML

#1587848 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (5660) - you deserved it (47907)

On 05/03/2009 at 9:44am - misc - by mylifesucks123 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend bought this hot pink Chanel nail polish. Bored, she thought it would be funny to paint my nails. I finally gave in and let her paint my toe nails. After she left, my buddy calls to to see if I can give him a ride. I forgot I had a swim meet today. FML

#1479670 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (10163) - you deserved it (36673)

On 04/30/2009 at 12:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)