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  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3142
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Trace01m : I've been around a while, so I've heard it all. I say what I think and mean what I say. I don't bullshit people and expect the same. It's always cool to talk to new people

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Trace01m's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend suggested we imagine each other as someone else when we had sex. I imagined he was Tom Cruise. He imagined I was my best friend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31623) - you deserved it (8156)

On 10/25/2010 at 5:02pm - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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