Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Trace01m

Offline (20 hours ago) | Search for a member

Trace01m

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2653
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Trace01m : I've been around a while, so I've heard it all. I say what I think and mean what I say. I don't bullshit people and expect the same. It's always cool to talk to new people

Trace01m's page activity

Visits<b>TheDragonsGuard</b> - the 07/09/2014 at 1:26pm<b>Zepherros</b> - the 07/06/2014 at 1:43am<b>lim502</b> - the 04/25/2014 at 7:54pm<b>silon5</b> - the 02/08/2014 at 3:24am<b>alexmac222</b> - the 12/29/2013 at 10:39pm<b>greyy_goooose</b> - the 12/29/2013 at 8:46pm<b>iHiccupBS</b> - the 11/10/2013 at 11:10am<b>SixthSinEnvy</b> - the 11/02/2013 at 1:59pm<b>ABillOnFire</b> - the 10/14/2013 at 11:35pm<b>plaguer</b> - the 10/14/2013 at 10:33pm<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 10/04/2013 at 3:38am<b>sweet0cheeks</b> - the 09/09/2013 at 2:08pm<b>El_Mojiiito</b> - the 09/08/2013 at 3:06pm<b>hunteryager</b> - the 09/05/2013 at 8:57am<b>ZombieGuyCXV</b> - the 07/28/2013 at 5:37am<b>bigredmonkeybutt</b> - the 06/14/2013 at 7:37pm<b>dead_insects</b> - the 06/02/2013 at 10:39pm<b>waffule365</b> - the 05/04/2013 at 2:24pm

Trace01m's FML badges

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

See all of Trace01m's badges

Trace01m's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up at 11:11am. I was happy because I thought it was a sign that it was going to be a good day. I then realized that I was over an hour late for a job interview. FML

#14947981
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10203) - you deserved it (26450)

On 02/12/2011 at 10:01am - misc - by notsolucky (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML

#14945548
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22533) - you deserved it (15989)

On 02/12/2011 at 3:05am - misc - by savanna(: - United States (Utah)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

#14944090
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29210) - you deserved it (4136)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again. But I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out". My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML

#14943630
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54924) - you deserved it (4245)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on the phone to a guy I really like from work. We'd been talking for about 2 minutes, when he said he was getting another call, and put me on hold. I was so excited to be on the phone with him, it took me a whole 15 minutes to realise he had actually just hung up on me. FML

#14883708
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28765) - you deserved it (6705)

On 02/07/2011 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Argyll and Bute)

Today, scarcely having time to look at myself, I quickly got dressed and went to work. Only when I got there and saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror did I notice that the colour and detail of my black lacy bra could easily be seen. I work for a construction company. Full of men. FML

#14882987
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11955) - you deserved it (28401)

On 02/07/2011 at 2:57pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

#14855519
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14304) - you deserved it (36652)

On 02/05/2011 at 5:54pm - misc - by Zeco - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50819) - you deserved it (3746)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML

#14695021
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11708) - you deserved it (32365)

On 01/24/2011 at 3:08am - love - by unknown - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML

#14677100
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35583) - you deserved it (13128)

On 01/22/2011 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

#14456852
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29566) - you deserved it (8561)

On 01/03/2011 at 11:19pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML

#14109722
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27062) - you deserved it (8152)

On 12/06/2010 at 5:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was on the couch, about to make out with the guy I've been dating. As soon as our lips touched, my overprotective dog ran up and bit him. He bled. FML

#14109694
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24029) - you deserved it (4554)

On 12/06/2010 at 5:50pm - animals - by Addicted2FML303 (woman) - United States (Utah)

 Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

#14092171
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22920) - you deserved it (3683)

On 12/05/2010 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML

#13921347
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9033) - you deserved it (58799)

On 11/21/2010 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Morelos)



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: