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Trace01m

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Trace01m

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Friday 16 May 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2668
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Trace01m : I've been around a while, so I've heard it all. I say what I think and mean what I say. I don't bullshit people and expect the same. It's always cool to talk to new people

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Trace01m's favorite FMLs

Today, after a little detective work, I found out the money that recently went missing from my college fund was transferred by my mother, to her own account. She claims it's to pay a parking ticket. Maybe I'm just stupid, but I didn't know they fined people over $3,500 for a parking violation. FML

#19618008
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23601) - you deserved it (1737)

On 05/13/2012 at 6:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it was our 5th anniversary, so I decided to play a little joke on my girlfriend. Before I gave her the real present, an engagement ring, I gave her a gift-wrapped rolling pin instead. I ended up in the hospital. FML

#18029483
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26653) - you deserved it (17677)

On 10/20/2011 at 4:26am - love - by Awie (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

#17967494
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26951) - you deserved it (2439)

On 10/12/2011 at 1:55pm - misc - by Lauren - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33367) - you deserved it (45049)

On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML

#15442986
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39242) - you deserved it (3496)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:56am - misc - by anon -

Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML

#15412642
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35626) - you deserved it (3837)

On 03/21/2011 at 6:57am - health - by anti-drugs - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

#15408372
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31426) - you deserved it (6139)

On 03/20/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34594) - you deserved it (48566)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, my son was on Facebook while he was supposed to be studying. He called me a liar and accused me of making up excuses to chew him out. How do I know he was online? He liked and commented on a video I posted. My son is a dumbass. FML

#15398872
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45966) - you deserved it (8123)

On 03/20/2011 at 12:10pm - kids - by parenting_failure (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out why my boyfriend wouldn't let me move into his new apartment with him. It turns out his other girlfriend had already moved in. FML

#15319129
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42224) - you deserved it (4384)

On 03/15/2011 at 5:23am - love - by Kimberlie (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was telling my dad about how I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick shift while they can't. He said, "And you wonder why people think you're a lesbian." FML

#15317811
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30621) - you deserved it (11831)

On 03/15/2011 at 1:58am - misc - by Megara (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (107290) - you deserved it (6436) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my cell phone there and had got a text from a guy saying "Hi, how have you been?" FML

#15301527
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52893) - you deserved it (8291)

On 03/14/2011 at 12:07am - love - by wtf -

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

#15179914
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38267) - you deserved it (3020)

On 03/02/2011 at 9:49pm - kids - by elfy2 -

Today, at work I tried to help an old man by opening the door for him. He flipped me off because I was wearing a Kansas State University shirt. FML

#15172903
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23363) - you deserved it (8559)

On 03/02/2011 at 5:10am - work - by Ivan -



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