About Toxictears : outgoing..like to party..addicted to tatts..
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Today, I continued my habit of saying, "It smells like lung cancer over here" any time I see a smoker. This guy turned out to be an amateur MMA fighter, and I was his "workout" for the day. I guess his lungs are doing fine. FML
by xd3box / 07/25/2012 at 12:10am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Gremlinswife / 07/24/2012 at 4:25pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my landlord decided to have people visit my apartment since I'm moving out next month. She had warned me about potential visitors this week but didn't specify when. I work the graveyard shift and apparently the fact that I was sleeping in my room during the visit didn't bother her at all. FML
by mightymart / 07/24/2012 at 6:26am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend of seven months and I were looking at some pictures on his iPad. I saw a picture of a kid of about two years old that looked a little like him. I jokingly said, "What, is that your son?" Imagine my surprise when he said that it was. FML
by confusedbutloved / 07/08/2012 at 8:42am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by ww2freak / 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML
by liquid_sasquatch / 05/29/2012 at 6:40pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/13/2012 at 11:12am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to see my grandfather in hospital, to see how well he's recovering from his stroke. He asked who I was. After I told him I'm his grand-daughter, his head almost rolled off his neck in disappointment. FML
by GPemTGM / 04/08/2012 at 6:55am / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Health
by takhay / 03/27/2012 at 8:37pm / Japan (Tokyo) / Work
Today, I realized how bad my feelings of inadequacy compared to other women and jealousy are when I started thumbing down songs on Pandora simply because the cover art had a better looking woman than me on it. FML
by Larentiah / 02/26/2012 at 5:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by maruskasommers / 01/09/2012 at 4:39am / Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/09/2011 at 6:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/20/2011 at 12:41am / United States (New York) / Love
by Username / 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML
by crapped on / 06/16/2011 at 2:25am / United States / Animals