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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 July 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 833
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Toxictears : to party..addicted to tatts..

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Today, my mother bitched me out for not finishing my laundry. I'm a 37-year-old mother of three. She rents my basement suite. FML

Today, my landlord decided to have people visit my apartment since I'm moving out next month. She had warned me about potential visitors this week but didn't specify when. I work the graveyard shift and apparently the fact that I was sleeping in my room during the visit didn't bother her at all. FML

Today, my boyfriend of seven months and I were looking at some pictures on his iPad. I saw a picture of a kid of about two years old that looked a little like him. I jokingly said, "What, is that your son?" Imagine my surprise when he said that it was. FML

Today, I found out that if you whistle Christmas carols while shitting in a public bathroom, a little boy might just look under the stall to see if Santa is pooping. FML


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On 06/13/2012 at 9:17pm - misc - by ww2freak - United States (Virginia)

Today, my 14-year-old brother told me he needed help with something "very personal." Thinking he wanted girlfriend advice or something, I said, "Sure, no problem". He wanted me to shave his butt crack. FML


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On 05/29/2012 at 6:40pm - kids - by liquid_sasquatch - United States

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML


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On 05/13/2012 at 11:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to see my grandfather in hospital, to see how well he's recovering from his stroke. He asked who I was. After I told him I'm his grand-daughter, his head almost rolled off his neck in disappointment. FML

Today, I slipped in a pile of vomit someone left for me on the train platform on the way to work, spraying puke all over both of my legs. It's only 6:30am. It's going to be a long day. FML

Today, I realized how bad my feelings of inadequacy compared to other women and jealousy are when I started thumbing down songs on Pandora simply because the cover art had a better looking woman than me on it. FML

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML


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On 01/09/2012 at 4:39am - misc - by maruskasommers (woman) - Czech Republic (Pardubicky kraj)

Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML


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On 09/09/2011 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML


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On 08/20/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my 16 year-old daughter tried to convince me that tampons don't actually work, all because she can still pee with one in. FML


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On 07/11/2011 at 6:23pm - misc - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML


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On 06/16/2011 at 2:25am - animals - by crapped on - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to declare my love to the girl I have a crush on. I guess I shouldn't have gone and kissed her without warning, because now my face is covered with slap marks, and I had to explain myself at the police station for sexual harassement. FML


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On 06/06/2011 at 2:55pm - love - by Someguy (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

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